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Last Saturday, Team Red Wheel infiltrated Columbia, Missouri by terrorizing mid-Missouri cyclocrossers at the COMO AWESOMO! A cross race 30 minutes away from home is a must do, so we arrived as early as possible to check out the course's SPIRAL OF DEATH! As ominous as this SPIRAL OF DEATH was, nothing was a deadly as the 30mph gusts of wind. Mother nature must of ate an enormous bowl gaseous sustenance and decided to blow ass all over Missouri. Speaking of ass, TRW brought our cyclocross hooligan aficionados to heckle the pain and misery associated with cyclocross.
"The Mitch" had an impressive showing in the Masters Class finishing "first" on his mountain bike. We are talking about "The Mitch" though. The Masters Class was just a warm-up. He proceeded to butt slap the competition in the "C" race and place fourth (which he did on his mountain bike). As for the rest of us in the "C" race, Nick Smith slapped me in my ass while I was fixing my dropped chain and Stoney got his ass slapped by the greatest cyclocross hooligan of all time, Bob Jenkins.
The "B" race was soon underway and it was time for Bopper and Turbo to get down to business. Team "Free Awesome's" Peat Henry came to annihilate the competition and annihilate he did, but Turbo and Bopp were not deterred by his awesome display. Turbo broke loose from the pack and finished a solid 3rd. Meanwhile, Bopper was busy trying to take care of business with Ronald McDonald...no dude, seriously, Ronald McDonald. Bopper got his second wind and super-sized his competition at the finish line with a 4th place finish.
Thanks to CBC for putting on a sweet cross race so close to home. Next on the list...monster cross, CRANKSGIVING! Hope to see TRW there.
nice right up coach, and when is this cranksgiving?
Posted by: turbo | Nov 22, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Meet tomorrow morning at 8am at the Holts Summit Dos Primos. (That's spanish for 2 Primos)
This rain is gonna ruin part of the route, but I'll figure out an alternate this evening. I'll have cue sheets and stuff so you fast guys dont have to wait around for my fat ass.
Bring an extra chamois, cuz youre probably gonna shit your pants.
Posted by: Bobdazzle | Nov 22, 2011 at 11:14 AM