By the way, anyone named Stoney legitimately must have had parents that loved Jack Lord in the familiar sitcom of a rodeo cowboy named Stoney Burk. I think if you put Stoney with Barry's loving nickname for Stoney side by side you have the ultimate in names. Too bad Stoney Dick is already in the adult film hall of fame. Just sayin.
Stoney, I promise never to call you a dick again. You are famous. I am humbled by the mere presence of your company. I am not worthy. But now you got a big fat target on your back, everyone is gonna be gunnin for you. No pressure, but you gotta perform now.
I'm speechless, and that's says a lot. Makes my Syllamo interview seem kinda puny.
Although Dickdazzle has a nice ring to it, I'd have to say it's much too similar to the infamous stock car racer Dick Trickle whose parents obviously didn't think the whole thing through. Very similar situation happened in Columbia years ago when Mr. and Mrs. Head named their child Richard. Richard went onto become a famous car dealer in spite of his crippling birth name.
Or how about the drive in root beer stand in Kansas City named Dick's? Signs all around the place that say "parking for Dick's only!" Who's gonna park in those spots?
I need to find a job. I have way to much time on my hands.
I definitely want one of those. Your famous now Stoney!
Posted by: Sasha | May 19, 2011 at 04:23 PM
That is pretty legit.
Posted by: turbo | May 19, 2011 at 04:26 PM
I'm gonna need an autograph on that. Way to go, Stonedazzle.
Posted by: Bob | May 19, 2011 at 04:39 PM
Stoney Dick! That's the coolest thing I've ever seen. Where do I buy one?
RanDiver
Posted by: Randy Blackwell | May 19, 2011 at 05:29 PM
By the way, anyone named Stoney legitimately must have had parents that loved Jack Lord in the familiar sitcom of a rodeo cowboy named Stoney Burk. I think if you put Stoney with Barry's loving nickname for Stoney side by side you have the ultimate in names. Too bad Stoney Dick is already in the adult film hall of fame. Just sayin.
Posted by: Randy Blackwell | May 19, 2011 at 05:31 PM
What if we combined his nickname and yours......."Dickdazzle"
Posted by: That just happened | May 19, 2011 at 06:00 PM
Stoney, I promise never to call you a dick again. You are famous. I am humbled by the mere presence of your company. I am not worthy. But now you got a big fat target on your back, everyone is gonna be gunnin for you. No pressure, but you gotta perform now.
I'm speechless, and that's says a lot. Makes my Syllamo interview seem kinda puny.
Posted by: barry | May 19, 2011 at 08:14 PM
That just happened:
Although Dickdazzle has a nice ring to it, I'd have to say it's much too similar to the infamous stock car racer Dick Trickle whose parents obviously didn't think the whole thing through. Very similar situation happened in Columbia years ago when Mr. and Mrs. Head named their child Richard. Richard went onto become a famous car dealer in spite of his crippling birth name.
Or how about the drive in root beer stand in Kansas City named Dick's? Signs all around the place that say "parking for Dick's only!" Who's gonna park in those spots?
I need to find a job. I have way to much time on my hands.
Posted by: Randy Blackwell | May 20, 2011 at 04:01 AM
Stonewall P Jack
Posted by: the brother | May 21, 2011 at 02:56 PM