Nothing happened

Nothing happened this weekend.  There were not 10 or so Team Red Wheelers who drove up to St. Louie.  We did not ride bikes with any friends and we most certainly did not hang out with a bunch of jerks afterwards.  We did not completely dominate an egg-nog drinking competition, and none of us proceeded to yak up said non-existant egg-nog that was not drank to begin with.  Especially not this guy who wouldn't have even been there if we had actually gone somewhere, which we hadn't.

 

There were also no pictures taken and they will not be posted on this site, because there aren't any pictures.

 

Nothing happened!!!  There was no super-secret ride.  Geez, why are you still reading this?