Specialized BicyclesAre you a "little bit bigger" than most of the people around you? Do you like to run and race your bike, but you're tired of constantly getting your ass kicked by skinny little jokers who aren't even breathing hard?
Me too. I hate that crap.
That's why Brandon and I signed up for the DuZou. Run one mile, ride 7, run one more. There is a class specifically for men over 200 lbs and women over 150 lbs. I think we can pretty much all handle that right?
Race info can be found at ultramaxtri.com
To the point: I'd like to invite any of the other "plus-sized" Red-Wheelers who want to compete in this race to join us as we train Monday thru friday at 6am. We meet at the Edgewood trailhead and run the mtb trail. Usually we move at the speed of smell, so don't shy away because you think you're too slow.
And all of you string-beans can just stay nestled in your tiny little beds. Any "skinnies" who do show up will be forced to run whilst wearing a fat suit. Don't try me.
Comments